Aaaaand we're potty training. What can I say, kid will set the house alarm off to step out back to drain the ol' snake. Please do pardon me, but if I am being quite honest this is a term that make us laugh uproariously around here.
I look up and I'll be darned if I'm not looking at him standing similar to the picture below, only a full moon because he's got on a shorter shirt. He has stepped forward to open the sliding doors in the Lawn & Garden dept. Apparently he felt this was 'outside enough' to drop his drawers and drain the ol' snake.
My Superhero husband swept him up and took him to Men's to finish business in a more high class manner. Can you get kicked out of the Wal-Marts if you pee out in Lawn & Garden? Well, don't ask me, we didn't exactly follow through.
(p.s. in case you are wandering, no, i did not buy an insane amount of garganchoo trees just because they were a steal...even I have limits)