Thursday, March 19, 2009

Colon Clenz


I had an unfortunate run in with this stuff when I was in college I needed to share about today. The label read: take 2-6 as a dietary supplement daily.

(Blond Sorority Girl interprets label as: appetite suppressant, swimsuit season is coming, I'll go middle of the road and take 4.)


NEXT DAY: I woke up and everything was going great. Went to class everything is fine. Get up to sharpen my pencil. What the??? Doubled over in pain, pencil falls to floor, OK it goes away and I'm fine.


Walking down the hall to my next class, oh no not again, doubled over, this confirms it: I am dying.


Yes, that is right people. Colon Spasms. Not good. Bad. Very bad. So, I'm just saying if you see this Saturday Night Live-esq bottle laying around stay away and be warned. Buy the suit with a skirt and call it a day.

10 comments:

Becke' Stuart said...

You are funny! I am also glad you didn't die from your overdose! :)

NEDDIE said...

That is priceless! I love a good laugh and you always come through!

Nic said...

Oh my goodness thats the funniest thing I've heard in awhile!!

rindy said...

hahaha, I remember that!!

rindy said...

hahaha, I remember that!!

Anonymous said...

ummmmmmmmm was that right before we had to rewallpaper the little room????

tee hee love Ya
Y'Mama

team larsen said...

Ahh yes! I also remember that very clearly. Of course, not as clearly as you! Thanks for the laugh!!!

Newly and Forever, Tamantha said...

Yeah..that's what laxatives do!!

The Moore's said...
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The Moore's said...

okay, so i'm horribly behind on blogging and keeping up with yours. so i start reading this entry while lying in bed and start laughing hysterically! meanwhile, topher is trying to sleep beside me and i'm trying to keep the bed from shaking and waking him up! tooooo funny!