Man I love Pinterest. Every time I get repinned I feel like I'm accepting an Academy Award for something great.
The warm fuzzies take over and I feel like we're BFF's. It feels like I was a bridesmaid in your wedding even though I don't even know who the heck you are or how you found my boards.
It feels like I am responsible for the amazing idea pinned on my board. It's the darndest thing. I do nothing but click a button and all of a sudden people think I'm the genius. Ding. That was easy.
And when you 'Like' my pin, well that's just about more than my heart can handle. It's the highest compliment. Ranks right up there with, "Your house smells so good or you smell great, what are you wearing?!"
So I'd like to take this time to thank the Internets people and the Pinterests people. You are making me feel so good about myself, like I'm truly making the world a better place even though I'm not.
You make me feel like I'm living in a land somewhere between Pottery Barn and The Food Network even though I have ripped furniture and eat Ramen noodles. I'd never know it and neither would anyone else. Thank you creative people with good cameras who post good stuff. Your ideas feel like my very own and I very much like that my friends think your great ideas are mine. I'm becoming a rock star in my own right. This newfound fame is doing me good. I like taking credit for your sheer genius right here in the comfort of my own home. I like walking the Red Carpet of Pinning.
I'd like to thank Weight Watchers because if me and my friends eat all the delicacies we've pinned for Christmas morning we're going to be 800 pounds heavier, and we'll be seein' ya bright and early Monday morning, January 7th. Twenty Thirteen.
You did cause me some angst when I tried to decorate for Christmas this year, but I recovered. Don't worry though, the Chocolate Crack recipe I just pinned on my Dessert board totally makes up for any hard feelings.