Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Count Your Undies

(sung to the tune of Count Your Blessings)

Count your many undies count them one by one
Count your many undies have they come undone?

Toss your old undies
Toss them one by one

Toss all those old undies
If they've come undone

Are you ever burdened by a drawer that won't close?
Do you still have panty hose from '89?
Go to Vicky's Secret 5 for $25
And you will keep singing as the days go by...

Toss your undies toss them one by one
Toss your undies have they come undone?

Toss your undies
Toss them one by one

I've been 27 Fling Boogy-ing around here.
That's when you grab a Wal-Mart sack and head through your house tossing the first 27 things you come across.
The rule is to do it quick and don't look in the bag.
Then grab another Wal-Mart sack and find 27 things to GIVE AWAY. Same rule- be quick, don't think to much, and don't look back.
Coming back from Vacation I realize how much stuff is hidden in the nooks and crannies of my house. It feels good to throw away. Start with your bedroom. Go ahead, open that undie drawer and get to tossing. Do you still have panty hose? I do. I know, I'm going to toss them right now.


Momma of two said...

Your post has inspired me. I've been putting off my undies drawer. So I guess I better get in there and just do it. Thanks girl. BTW, Vicky's Secret is having their semi-annual sale! WooHoo!

Nic said...

I think I need to do some undie tossing!!!

The Merediths said...

I can't close my undie drawer. I'm still straddling the border of maternity panties to just big ol' fat girl panties. Then I have the cute, somewhat frilly panties that I keep around in case my bootie shrinks incredibly while still eating chocolate chip cookies. But, you have declared it and it is time. I will clean my undie drawer.