Wal-Mart is Closed? Why Mom?

Christmas night we drove around Missouri to look at the light displays. We passed a Wal-Mart and I said, look boys, this is a sight you will only see once a year, Wal-Mart is closed. Why mom? Well, because today is Jesus' birthday. We passed another Wal-Mart a little later on that night, and we said look, it's closed too. SP said, "Yeah, because it's God's birthday today." On the way back home to Arkansas the next day we passed by a Wal-Mart and we said look boys, Wal-Mart is opened again today! SP replied, "Yeah, it's not God birthday today." Then he sang, "Happy Birthday to God Yesterday!!!" The End.