My hair is so big it won't even fit in this last shot.
We'll see if big earrings and a smile will buy me some time.
Notes to Myself:
-when you are at a restaurant and the hostess with cute hair gives you her card and says she does hair throw it away immediately
-think about it, she's not the one who cut her hair
-the only option is to throw it away because it is against southern etiquette to ask for her friend's card
-when you keep the card and call her and she has a plethora of openings, hang up immediately
-when people call you Billy Rae own it, you did this to yourself
-be thankful your super cute, fun hairdresser is back to work after having a baby and she actually listens when you tell her you don't want to look like a van-drivin mom with 3 boys who play soccer even though that's exactly what you are
-or is it you are what you eat?
-i'm a party bean burrito?
-that's what i thought