Monday, April 26, 2010

Mama Was Home Alone

This weekend was very productive. My man was gone so let's see, what did I do...First on the list, watch the smokey eye You Tube video. Pretty good. I tried some new eyeshadow technique.

Next I watched a few Bump It videos. My hair was made to pouf, this is au la naturel' so I'm saving my $9.99.

Well, I was all dressed up with nowhere to go and look what caught my eye. The Jack Lasomebody Juicer. I want this. They were throwing in all kinds of free stuff.

I bet it really is whisper quiet. Oh yeah, I almost forgot, the weather people were freaking me out with all the tornado talk. Geesh. I turned my closet into Fort Knox complete with a small matress, bottle water, weather radio, goldfish, pillows, candles, matches, diapers and wipes. Thankfully we didn't have to take shelter so I just kept watching my infomercial.

What? Today you are not selling it to me for $500??? It is my lucky day.

Oh good, an affordable payment plan.

They made a Strawberry spritzer drink that I'm still thinking about days later.

I also watched a Shark Steam Pocket cleaner commercial and am convinced this is what my life is lacking. If it works half as good as they say, man, life as we know it would be changed. Such an exciting life I lead ;).


Geidlbots said...

I love you!!! You are so funny. My friend got the Shark, and she LOVES it. I still want one. In due time...

Heather said...

I LOVE infomercials. My family is always teasing me, because I always want all the "as seen on TV" stuff.

Becke' said...

Well, hello gorgeous! I can appreciate a good smoky eye and you are rocking a killer one.

Why do I get sucked up into shows like QVC? I never ever buy anything, but when I see that miracle brow pencil, you know I want it!

Have a fun week with your man at home!

Bugs and Sunshine said...

I've been giving it some thought because after this weekend I want:

-The Shark (that cleans blinds and stuff)

-A Diet Program (forget the name, but it's the one where you can eat ANYTHING you want and still get exotically skinny)

-The Juicer

This morning after I posted I realized something. We NEVER watch TV. The only reason I watched this weekend is because Shane was gone and I was keeping an eye on the weather. So, I never realized how much money not watching TV saves me. I mean Shane. :)

The Merediths said...

I have the steam mop. It really did change my life. I would recommend it.

The Disheroons said...

I wish I could get my hair to have a bump.

In His Army said...

Oh girl, I do love you!!!! This is so funny :) What is it about being suckered into watching infomercials? Seldom watch tv, but one night I watched the wave total body makeover one night for like 2 hours after everyone was in bed. With like 1 minute remaining to get the lowest price of three $39 payments, I caved! I "rocked the wave" as they referred to it on the commercial about one, possibly two times MAX. Mario walked in the house and nearly spit his teeth out laughing at me. What in the world was I doing and why did I waste $ on something so ridiculous?? He then proceeded to grab my dumbbells and imitate what I was doing until I couldn't laugh any harder. Thankfully, it stores away nicely under a bed or couch like they showed on the infomercial because that where it belongs! Ha! And I cant believe I just shared that.