If your child is suffering from constipation I promise you I have a no fail cure.
Load up the bus and go out to eat.
The nicer the restaurant the quicker the cure.
This remedy is tried and true, you can trust me.
Signed, Sealed, Delivered,
Bugs & Sunshine
(at least that's what your little ray of sunshine will be singing as you try to keep his paws off the germ infested surroundings so he doesn't catch some gosh awful disease)